Welcome to the Aspen Valley Film "Story" Board. Mostly this is a place to sit back relax and just gab. There is always that time (normally around 3am) when we're all sitting around the fake walnut formica table chewing 100 year old coffee..and that is when the stories start to roll.

Let's face it, in this business, you gotta have a sense of humor.

The Pocanos, the parking lot, the matinee is up, it is hotter than a steamkettle. I am painting scenery.

I see the stagehand come out of the back door take off his shirt shake it out and go back inside the theatre.

About a minute later I see the asst. stage manager come out the back door take off his shirt shake it out and go back inside the theatre.

About two minutes later I see the stage manager come out the back door take off her shirt shake it out ..and I say , "Wait! what the....%^$#&?????."

"Sandbag broke"