Welcome to the Aspen Valley Film "Story" Board. Mostly this is a place to sit back relax and just gab. There is always that time (normally around 3am) when we're all sitting around the fake walnut formica table chewing 100 year old coffee..and that is when the stories start to roll.

Let's face it, in this business, you gotta have a sense of humor.

So there's this charge painter for a film. He's standing there talking to one of his scenics. He says, "You know I got this sample approved by the designer and now no matter what I do I can't match the sample.

Then the Greek chorus responds-from above his head in the scaffolding, from the cleanup area, from the mixing area, from the catering truck, from the east, the west, the north , and the south.

"So PAINT THE SAMPLE!"