Welcome to the Aspen Valley Film "Story" Board. Mostly this is a place to sit back relax and just gab. There is always that time (normally around 3am) when we're all sitting around the fake walnut formica table chewing 100 year old coffee..and that is when the stories start to roll.

Let's face it, in this business, you gotta have a sense of humor.

okay-same prop "master" with the nail gun and the orange...

We were doing some Shakespeare comedy thing...and the director and ac"tor" decided that in order to punctuate the verse the ac"tor" should eat grapes- and spit a grape seed at the end of every line. We sent our hero out into the cold to find grapes.

Alas-no grapes

Well, sort of grapes..That night on the props table appeared a CAN of grapes.

We said "No dear boy-grapes with SEEDS-we need seeds"

He found seeds alright- Next night on the props table appeared- PRUNES.

Nothin' like chewin' and spittin' prune pits into the cyc every night. Intermission just doesn't come fast enough to get you OUT of those pumpkin pants .....